Height of Foolishness

A troubled man goes to a spiritual guru.

"What is your problem?" asked the guru.

"I dreamt that I was in the street with no dress, wearing except my goggles," said the disciple.

"What is wrong with nudity, you were born naked and you were in your birthday suit," replied the modern guru.

"What I am unhappy about is not my nudity but that I was wearing last year's goggles and not the latest one I have bought," said the student.